Birds and the bees...but mostly the birds I hate birds!!  But i was wondering why is it called the birds and the bees? Is it because the bees have a stinger and that...i don't know what i am saying but that makes absolutely no sense to me.  Birds wake me up in the morning and continue to chirp outide my window.  I know they do it on purpose but it will not be so funny when i get a gun and shoot their best friend.  Birds just think that they're better than us because they can fly but i have some news for them..we have hands to kill them with.  Never in my __ years of living have i liked a bird. And as for bees, i am allergic to them so i can't like them.  They think they're so cool flying around my head and threatening me until i squish them or their little buddy.  And the whole time i do it i sing the song... I'm bringing home my baby bumble bee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I'm bringing home my baby bumble bee Ooh eee it stung me! I'm squishing up my baby bumble bee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I'm squishing up my baby bumble bee Ooh ee it's all over me! I'm licking up my baby bumble bee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I'm licking up my baby bumble bee Ooh eee needs salt! I'm bringing home my baby dinosaur Won't my mommy hide behind the door I'm bringing home my baby dinosaur Ooh eee it stepped on me! cking up my baby bumble bee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I'm licking up my baby bumble bee Ooh eee I feel sick! I'm (throwing up noise) my baby bumble bee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I'm (throwing up noise) my baby bumble bee Ooh eee what a mess! I'm sweeping up my baby bumble bee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I'm sweeping up my baby bumble bee Ooh eee my mommy loves me! I caught a little baby bumble bee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I caught a little baby bumble bee Ouch it stung me I'm squishing up my baby bumble bee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I'm squishing up my baby bumble bee Ooo, look at my hands! I'm licking up my baby bumble bee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I'm licking up my baby bumble bee Ooo, I feel sick! I'm throwing up my baby bumble bee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I'm throwing up my baby bumble bee Ooo, look at the floor! I'm mopping up my baby bumble bee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I'm mopping up my baby bumble bee Ooo, look at the mop! I'm wringing out my baby bumble bee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I'm wringing out my baby bumble bee Ooo, look at my hands! I'm wiping off my baby bumble bee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I'm wiping off my baby bumble bee Ooo, look at you! Anyway, that is the song that i think of when i kill a bee. Does anyone know why in the world it is called the birds and bees because i still can't figure it out!